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Amandititita “METROSEXUAL” (Video Oficial) (via )

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 17:55:56 -0500

Amandititita “METROSEXUAL” (Video Oficial) (via )

Una chava se subió a cantar al camión en el que yo iba, este es...

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:07:50 -0500

Una chava se subió a cantar al camión en el que yo iba, este es el resultado.

Beware!

"Lo que no tengo en tamaño lo tengo en actitud."

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 21:32:37 -0500

“Lo que no tengo en tamaño lo tengo en actitud.”

- Pss yo!

Photo

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:08:01 -0500

Is this the world's biggest baby?

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:07:21 -0500

When ten-month-old Karan Singh bundles into the playroom, other toddlers must run away screaming.

Because, at a hefty 22kg (3st 7lb) and at nearly 1m (3ft 2in) tall, Karan, seen right, is a giant among babies.

His size is no surprise to his mother – one of the tallest women in Asia at 2.18m (7ft 2in) – who has to feed him 20 times a day.

‘People who don’t know us stare but Karan always wins them around with his smile,’ Svetlana Singh said.

‘He has a very jolly nature and has already started walking. The food he demands must give him extra energy because he is very strong.’

The parents, both doctors from Meerut, India, are proud of their size. Father Sanjay, who measures nearly 2m (6ft 6in), fell in love at first sight.

He added: ‘I was unsure if I would ever find a wife to match my height, but as soon as I met Svetlana I knew we would make a great couple.’

Modernas técnicas de truene

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:54:37 -0500

• Cortar por chat. Evítate esas pesadas cenas llenas de silencios incómodos y ojos enrojecidos. Esos exabruptos de llanto y reclamos a gritos en medio de un restaurant en donde todos los comensales los voltean a ver. La tentación de arrojar la vajilla contra el piso. El chat es inocuo, puedes fingir que no te importa y hasta sonreír sinceramente:

Te dice: ¿Entonces se acabó? ¿Cómo?
Tú dices: ¡Sí! Qué bueno que terminamos, ¿no te parece? Bye bye.

Y claro, después te puedes poner a romper tu monitor a golpes, pero la otra persona ni enterada.

• Cortar por mail. Antiguamente se valía cortar por carta si y sólo si era una relación a distancia. Tenía sus ventajas porque como el correo tardaba semanas en llegar, cuando la persona recibía la carta de acabóse, ya no había remedio alguno. Sin embargo, el mail también tiene virtudes: puedes no dar explicaciones; puedes cortar con todas tus parejas simultáneamente si les mandas el mail en grupo; puedes mandarle el video porno que le tomaste para recordarle que lo tienes en tu poder y que puedes subirlo a youporn cuando se te antoje.

• Cortar por SMS. Breve. Contundente. Abreviado. Basta medio minuto para decirle: «ya m dist weba, ni m busks, kortalas, bye, next»

• Cortar por blog. Lo mejor para humillar a quien estés dejando. Expones sus diálogos más abusrdos. Lo mal que te trató. Y decenas de lectores van a opinar para apoyarte, para decirte que qué bueno, para agregar insultos contra su deleznable persona. Así, cuando lea tu blog —porque ten por seguro que lo hará—, verá cómo la opinión pública se ha puesto de tu lado.

"Right now I would like to scream ·$”%%$&%$&%&/”·$” but I won’t ..."

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:50:04 -0500

“Right now I would like to scream ·$”%%$&%$&%&/”·$” but I won’t ‘cause I can’t”

- about://blank

Starving people in Haiti eating mud

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 16:15:16 -0500

Today’s New York Times has a scary article about food shortages around the world, including heart-breaking slide shows and videos of people digging in dumps for morsels of anything with digestible calories.

In Haiti, vendors are selling flavored mud to starving people.

In Haiti, where three-quarters of the population earns less than $2 a day and one in five children is chronically malnourished, the one business booming amid all the gloom is the selling of patties made of mud, oil and sugar, typically consumed only by the most destitute.
“It’s salty and it has butter and you don’t know you’re eating dirt,” said Olwich Louis Jeune, 24, who has taken to eating them more often in recent months. “It makes your stomach quiet down.”

Link

"I’m just an old-fashioned, shy girl"

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:28:49 -0500

““I’m just an old-fashioned, shy girl””

- Dita von Teese

"Sans toi, les émotions d’aujourd’hui ne seraient que la peau morte des emotions d’autrefois"

Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:56:12 -0500

“Sans toi, les émotions d’aujourd’hui ne seraient que la peau morte des emotions d’autrefois”

- Hipòlito en Amelie

Never Again

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 08:56:55 -0500

I hope the ring you gave to her turns her finger green
I hope when you’re in bed with her, you think of me
I would never wish bad things, but I don’t wish you well
Could you tell, by the flames that burned your words

I never read your letter
‘Cos I knew what you’d say
Give me that Sunday school answer
Try and make it all OK

[Chorus]
Does it hurt to know I’ll never be there
Bet it sucks, to see my face everywhere
It was you, who chose to end it like you did
I was the last to know
You knew exactly what you were doin’
she may believe you but I never will
Never again

If she really knows the truth, she deserves you
A trophy wife, oh how cute
Ignorance is bliss
But when your day comes, and he’s through with you
And he’ll be through with you
You’ll die together but alone

You wrote me in a letter
You couldn’t say it right to my face
Give me that Sunday school answer
Repent yourself away

[Chorus]
Does it hurt to know I’ll never be there
Bet it sucks, to see my face everywhere
It was you, who chose to end it like you did
I was the last to know
You knew exactly what you were doin’
Don’t say, you simply lost your way
They may believe you but I never will
Never again

[Bridge]
Never again will I hear you
Never again will I miss you
Never again will I fall to you
Never

Never again will I kiss you
Never again will I want to
Never again will I love you
Never

[Chorus]
Does it hurt to know I’ll never be there
Bet it sucks, to see my face everywhere
It was you, who chose to end it like you did
I was the last to know
You knew exactly what you were doin’
Don’t say, you simply lost your way
They may believe you but I never will
Never again

Never again

"It was embarrassing but I played it cool. Or so I thought but hey I’m always cool. In fact..."

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 08:24:53 -0500

“It was embarrassing but I played it cool. Or so I thought but hey I’m always cool. In fact I’m beyond cool. I’m icy. I’m chilly. I’m an icy chill ferocious beast.”

- Dee

Curl Up And Dye: Want To Marry A Billionaire? Be A Brunette

Tue, 08 Apr 2008 20:16:19 -0500

Curl Up And Dye: Want To Marry A Billionaire? Be A Brunette

¿Por què la gente sigue usando Internet Explorer?

Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:35:44 -0500

Según este articulo de Webupon estas son las 5 razones por las cuales la gente sigue utilizando IE6:

No saben que es un navegador: Muchas personas confunden su navegador con Internet. Como lo leéis.¿ No lo habéis oído nunca? es cuando te dicen: Mi Internet esta roto. ¿como van cambiar de navegador si ni siquiera saben lo que es un navegador?
No saben que existen navegadores alternativos. Es decir, no conocen otras opciones.. como si el IE6 fuese una opción valida… alguien debería hablarles de Firefox…
Tienen miedo del cambio. Probablemente les ha costado mucho entender (y dominar) el IE6, y prefieren seguir usando un navegador desfasado y lleno de agujeros de seguridad que aprender de nuevo con otro navegador.
Curiosamente confunden la advertencia de actualización de windows con pop ups de publicidad.
No se preocupan de tener una buena experiencia de navegación. Probablemente les valga con navegar. y no se preocupan de css y “otras pijadas”.

2005

Sun, 06 Apr 2008 10:52:26 -0500

I wish I could turn back time
so I never meet you
so I never liked you
so I never kissed you
so I never loved you
so I never believe in you
so you never hurt me
so I never cried
so I never wanted to die

Le posteamos la imagen de hoy con una gran verdad. “I hope...

Sat, 05 Apr 2008 21:57:56 -0600

Le posteamos la imagen de hoy con una gran verdad. “I hope you don’t have to fuck as many people this year to find true love”

Top 10 Reasons Why Geeks Make the Best Catch

Sat, 05 Apr 2008 20:14:19 -0600

It’s not generally realized that geeks (male and female) are the best catches. Americans focus on the glamour of the good-looking, the male jock and the statuesque female, and tend to make fun of second banana characters like Urkel. Yet, geeks (a.k.a. nerds, etc.) provide the opportunity to have much longer, more stable, and happy relationships. Here are the top ten reasons:

1. Geeks don’t cheat. Geeks know that the grass only seems greener on the other side. They instinctively stay devotedly loyal to their lovers through thick and thin. Their social skills are also not well developed enough to support an affair.

2. Geeks appreciate their mates. Since you are likely to be one of the first persons a geek has ever had a significant relationship with, you will be treated well. A geek knows that there aren’t a whole lot of other possibilities. Frankly, geeks aren’t quite sure how they ended up with the person they have attracted. When you date a geek, you know that geek will be yours for as long as you wish.

3. Geeks haven’t formed bad relationship habits. After years of dating other people, the socially successful have become too confident to be intimate, think of partners as being only for their self-gratification, and focus on making themselves happy. None of this is true of a geek. The lack of past romantic partners allows the geek to approach lovers with the zest of a neophyte. Geeks are not full of romantic confidence. However, once encouraged, they are eager to please and enjoy their relationship.

4. Geeks are good at the things they try. Every geek has skills passionately developed over a long period of time. It could be role playing, chess, hacking, playing video games, or the ability to properly assemble a computer. So you know that geeks won’t quit until they have learned how to make their relationship the best.

5. Geeks are not interested in status. Geeks became geeks because they chose to spend their time doing things that would not necessarily make them popular with everyone else in school, like sports and fashion. The ability to resist peer pressure is important to geeks. This means that a geek is more interested in your happiness than in looking good to others.

6. Geeks have imagination. Boredom is important to avoid to the game playing geek. A geek will seek new and creative ways to play, and this translates to relationships as well.

7. Geeks are happy and successful in their chosen field. No matter what their education level, geeks are able to make good incomes doing work that they enjoy. That eliminates one of the most frequent causes of relationship problems, since people who don’t like their jobs may take it out on their significant other.

8. Geeks are analytical. If they don’t get it right the first time, they look at what they did and figure out what to change. And when they DO get it right, they still keep finding ways to improve on it.

9. Geeks can concentrate. Geeks can focus their energy on one task with total intensity. Granted, the task they are focusing on may have more to do with writing new software for their Blackberry, but the fact remains that a geek, once set upon a task, tirelessly sets about to achieving a goal.

All of which means that…

10. Geeks want to be the best at what they do. So they try harder. And they never stop trying.

Nunca, nunca más me iba a recuperar porque cuando tú jugabas yo...

Sat, 05 Apr 2008 19:43:00 -0600

Nunca, nunca más me iba a recuperar
porque cuando tú jugabas yo creía
que lo que hacías era amar
y mientras,
yo me enamoraba como un fan
de tu voz, de tus amigos, de tu ropa
y de tu forma de mirar.

¿Qué quieres que te diga?
que prefiero pasear por la playa
y escuchar a billy joel o quizás a ben folds five
porque sé que tú los odiabas
no eran suficientemente indies
qué más da….
tú siempre fuiste lo más

¿Qué quieres que te diga?
que el trabajo no está mal
que cerraron el local donde solíamos tocar

¿Qué quieres que te diga?
que me arrancaste el corazón
y hoy se te ocurre venir a pedir perdón
después de un siglo o dos…

Mi foto más vista en flickr es ésta y siempre me preguntan lo...

Sat, 05 Apr 2008 16:07:36 -0600

Mi foto más vista en flickr es ésta y siempre me preguntan lo mismo, que si es un stripper y no! es un modelo de Abercrombie & Fitch :)

El piercing de mi ombligo via mis fotos en flickr

Sat, 05 Apr 2008 15:59:41 -0600

El piercing de mi ombligo

via mis fotos en flickr